Long time, no write. I'd love to have an excuse, but mostly I've been a lazy sack o crap. So let's make up for lost time and check in on the state of the league
For such a wacky NFL season, things are mostly cut and dry here in the CBL. Last year's championship participants - Commish and Thong - are locks for the playoffs again. Three teams - Maine, Robby, and MFrank are - fighting it out for the other two playoff spots. And everyone else is D-U-N, trying not to win the title of last place Auction Bitch (Mazzle is the odds on favorite there, but Falafel is making a run).
So umm....how bout some Top-11 lists, in honor of week 11?
Top Eleven Teams
- Commish
- MFrank
- Thong
- Robby
- Maine
- Steve-O
- Sean
- Brother Cole
- Falafe1
- Fat Bobby
- Mazzle
Top Eleven Things For Which Steve Would Trade Drew Brees
- Andre Johnson
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Knowshon Moreno
- Barry Sanders (current old version)
- OJ Simpson (current fat version)
- Fat Elvis (current dead and bloated version)
- Fat Bobby (current dead and bloated version)
- A Bag of Magic Beans
- A ham sandwich
- Nate Burleson
- Dennis Northcutt
Top Eleven Things Mazzle Has Paid Attention To This Year Other Than Fantasy Football
- His family
- His job
- His house
- His car
- His porn
- Travis's mom
- Travis's mom's porn
- Paint drying
- Tim Tebow
- His vintage Jerky Boys cassette tape collection
- The Atlanta Falcons
Top Eleven Most Worthless Players That You Think Picking Up Off The Waiver Wire Is A Good Idea Only To Drop Them A Week Later After Sobering Up And Thinking Better Of It
- Bilal Powell
- Donald Brown
- Donnie Avery
- Mike Tolbert
- Greg Jennings
- Nate Washington
- The Packers Defense
- Jeremy Kerley
- Roy Helu Jr.
- Nate Burleson
- Dennis Northcutt
Top Eleven Proposed Rule Changes For Next Season
- 1 point every 10 yards
- Keeper league
- No fractional points
- No negative points
- Only irrational points
- Only points that are multiples of Pi
- Take-backsies on trades (Falafel proposed)
- Russian Roulette Waiver Wire
- Start 2 QBs
- Start 4 Kickers
- No fatties
Top Eleven Players On My Team
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Peyton Manning
- Demaryius Thomas
- Peyton Manning
Top Eleven Excuses BrotherCole Has Made For His Poor Season
- Injuries
- Hosting the draft
- Typing in the drafted players distracted him
- Bad luck with points against
- Bad luck with not drafting a quarterback
- Bad foot
- Bad voodoo
- Bad team name
- Bad blocking from his offensive line
- Dog ate his cheat sheet
- Being terrible at fantasy football
Cheers!
- The Commish
