Hi folks,
What a difference a couple weeks make. Ask me or Falafel. Or our Lions and Dolphins. Or Brazil and England.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Speaking of missing, things, 5 of us are officially missing the playoffs with 1 of us to go. Let's see where we're at, shall we...
Auction Bitch Sweepstakes
There are a whopping 5 teams all at 6-8 - Steve, Mazzle, Maine, Thong, and Commish. That's more below average teams than the NFC South. With Maine and Thong facing off in the final week, at least one of us will finish at 6-9. So just win and you're not the Bitch. Anyone who loses will have to duke it out on points with the loser of Maine/Thong.
Side note #1: The worst thing about fractional points is that there are never any ties anymore. I miss ties.
Side note #2: I predict that Steve - after dominating for the last 3 weeks - will lose this week and still be Auction Bitch. I also predict that he'll drown his sorrows with scotch and a sloppy blowjob from one of those giant South Florida iguanas.
Playoffs? Playoffs!
Congrats to Moskowitz! At 9-5, Mike Frank is in! And he'll be the 1-Seed with a win this week.
Everyone else is just holding on for dear life.
MCole, Robby, and Sausage are all 8-6, but one of these things is not like the others. Sean is like 200 total points behind (btw, Fuck You Sean!) so he'll lose any tiebreak. So he'll be in some trouble if he loses. But with these three it's simple - win and they're in. (MCole and Robby have some wiggle room with losses.)
Lastly, Falafel. Wither Falafel. He's lost 6 in a row, but that doesn't mean a damn thing this season. He's 7-7 and still has a shot at the playoffs. He'll need a win and some help. Lose and he's out.
Well, that's the shit. This has been a fucked up season for the ages. I expect nothing less this last week of the season.
Happy Hanukkah everyone!
- The Commish
