Hey everybody. Hope you all are having a great holiday season, stuffing yourselves silly, enjoying the last vestiges of football, and generally enjoying some festive downtime. Thanks for another ridiculous season of fantasy football. Time to dole out a few year-end awards around here.
Best Team Name: The Electric Bacon - just makes me happy inside
Worst Team Name: The Goy's Teeth - worst Coen Brothers' reference yet
Best Draft Pick: Wes Welker, 5th Round, Falafel
Worst Draft Pick: Rashard Mendenhall, 1st Round, Commish
Best Message Board Quote: "I'm going to enjoy barely eeking out a win against you and your half-roster this week. If I somehow lose, I will rape a squirrel." - Steve
Worst Message Board Quote: "I want a Toyota Medal" - Sean
Best English Major: Steve, for the proper and hilarious use of the word "septuagenarian"
Worst English Major: Falafel, for not knowing the difference between Clenched and Clinched
Best Luck: Brother Cole (10th year in a row)
Worst Luck: Mike Frank, who had the 2nd highest point total, but finished his usual 7-7
Best Waiver Wire Pickup: Falafel, Cam Newton
Worst Waiver Wire Pickup: Your Moms
Dennis Northcutt Memorial Worst Waiver Wire Pickup: Nate Burleson, multiple people
Waiver Wire Champ: Steve, regaining his crown
Waiver Wire Chump: Thong, tha thong thong thong
Best Cinematography: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Worst Cinematography: Robby's underground porno vido, which includes a goat, fishnet stockings, baby oil, and $240 worth of pudding.
Poster of the Year: A solid year for posting all around, as everyone picked up their games. This year's award has to go to Steve-o though, as he is clearly insane, and I'd be risking my life in giving it to anyone else.
Mr Irrelevant: Bradley
Peace Out,
- The Commish
