Best Draft Picks: Robby - everyone he touched turned to solid gold.
Worst Draft Pick: Commish (Fat Eddie Lacy, $54)
Best Team Name: tie - House of Thongs; Bacon on Chainwax. A better year overall for team names. Nicely done folks.
Worst Team Name: Officer Octagon. Lame city.
Worst Tax Evasion: Maine
Most Bitter Owner: Falafel
Least Bitter Owner: Mike Frank, who made the playoffs despite being pretty terrible.
Best Waiver Wire Pickups: Doug Baldwin and Brandin Cooks (Commish)
Dennis Northcutt Memorial Worst Waiver Wire Pickup: Cecil Shorts III, everybody
Best Trade: Mike Cole, by default
Worst Trade: Commish, by default
Waiver Wire Champ: In an upset, the Commish. Really scratched and clawed this year. Suck it Steve!!!
Waiver Wire Chump: Robby.
Worst Injury: Falafel and his flimsy ACL.
Most Regrets: Mike Cole (see Ted Ginn and his family)
Auction Bitch: Thong. Couldn't overcome that horrrid start.
Poster of the year: I dunno man...everyone did a pretty good constant job of airing their grievances. Gonna have to go with Steve-O here. He filled any uncomfortable silences with his spewage; plus his stirring tribute to Joe Theismann's broken leg brought the house down and the league to tears.
Jean Shorts Champion: Sausage. He didn't win the Chicken Bone Cup again this year, so the jean shorts will have to do!
Mr Irrelevant: Bradley
Peace, love, and chicken grease,
- The Commish
