Some mid-week quick-hitters for you all...
- I apologize on behalf of Yahoo's web site, which is more untrustworthy than Robby in a classroom of 11-year-old boys.
- Not only is Steve in 1st place, he won 500 bucks betting on football in Vegas. He also leads the Totoya medal count, which earns him 5 cents if he already has a nickel.
- Travis is 3rd in the medal count, but 8th in the standings. Which means he's been trying really hard. Good effort Travis!!!
- Robby is on pace to shatter the league record for hardest schedule, averaging over 100 points against. He's also on pace to shatter his own skull with a hammer.
- Thong has defied the odds and is now 6-4. Does anyone want to bet me that he doesn't go 1-3 in the last 4 games?
- Mike Frank has come back down to earth, losing 3 in a row. But Happy Birthday to him anyhow!!!
- Robby has checked out faster than if he had a dead male underage hooker in his hotel room.
- Nice job on the recap last week Maine. You could totally get a job working for Jay Leno.
- I'd love nothing more than to beat my brother this weekend and knock him out of the playoff picture. which pretty much guarantees it's not going to happen.
- In other Brother Cole news, he's running a goddamn marathon this weekend. A rare sincere good luck to him! That's pretty awesome.
- Further evidence of Robby's disinterest - he's also leading the league in Least Amount of Points From Post-Draft Acquisitions. He's made less moves than Stephen Hawking. (Too busy making moves on Justin Bieber.)
- Brad has won 3 in a row and is now within striking distance of the playoffs.
- Maine lost and is now within striking distance of false hope.
- Fuck Joe Flacco.
The End,
The Commish
