General Gonad 83.23 King Nothing 48.73
Dear Bradley,
So how did that feel, you turncoat motherfucker??? Sitting there in front of the TV on your birthday, rooting for the Falcons over the Dolphins, doing the Dirty Bird in your underwear every time the Falcons scored... Then the Dolphins come back and beat your beloved Falcons. Then your fantasy team starts getting crushed. Then you start crying into your birthday cake.
So Happy Fucking Birthday!! You deserve everything you got.
Sincerely,
The 3-0 Miami Dolphins
Tony Montana 98.71 CrazyA**WhiteBoy 53.94
So Steve shakes off the shackles of 0-2 with a dominating victory over his pants-mate Robby. Steve's team could have scored even more points if his running back could play rock-paper-scissors worth a damn. Really Knowshon? Scissors? Scissors?!?
http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-and-blogs/article-1/Rock-Paper-Scissors-Touchdown/060a7281-352f-4eb6-82b2-83a1ce3911c1
Meanwhile, even though he lost miserably, I'd still rather have Robby's team than Steve's. He'll be back folks.
Falafelysium 104.24 Abby Normal 94.12
Falafel gets the win to move into first place in all the land, thanks to his white Bronco being better than BroCole's white Bronco - and OJ's for that matter. There's nothing that can stop him now, other than his own stupidity and hubris.
For Brother Cole, it's another week and another mediocre QB (and old broke-ass running backs). It's only been three weeks, but this is starting to look grim already. Maybe you can still spend that 12 bucks you saved at the auction for a "rainy day."
Folk Singin' Cat 99.06 Yes! Yes! Bacon! 79.24
A Cam Newton sighting!!! It was a bittersweet victory for Mr. F., as he watched his beloved Giants get crushed at the hands of his franchise QB. Thanks to Cam the Man and Antonio "Tony" Brown, Mike cruises to the win over Maine's Adrian Peterson and the Petersonettes. Even Jermaine's daughters couldn't believe he lost to Mr. F.
Trophy Thong 63.09 Ray Rice Sucks 55.39
This match-up was even more boring than the final score indicates. Sean would have won if he started Tony Romo instead of broke RG 0-3. And Thong won in spite of having Josh Gordon and Joique Bell on his bench. So in short....woo. And stuff.
Regards,
The Commish
