Here are some reader-suggested subtitles for this week's recap:
Week 2: Where everyone's players got hurt or arrested
Week 2: Where the total scores regressed to the mean
Week 2: The One with the Monkey
Week 2: Electric Boogaloo
Week 2: Where Reality Sets In.
Falafel 112 - Colonel Choad 102
Thanks to the Legion of Poop and Andrew the Giant, Falafel takes this one by a nose. More importantly, he needs to stop changing his damn team name.
His three and only three options are:
1. Leave name as is
2. Change name to something Falafel-based and leave it at that
3. Keep changing names and be refereed to in this recap, on the message boards, etc. for the rest of this season as "Shit-Stain".
BaconCraft 110 - Fudge 95
Question: What does Maine have in common with Jay Gruden?
Answer: The injury to RGIII lets him avoid a season long QB controversy and start the better player.
This week Maine started Russell Wilson and found himself in the win column. Also, Jordy Freaking Nelson!!!
Meanwhile, Robby "Fudge" Friedman is at 2-1 odds in Vegas to be the Auction Bitch next year.
Steve 123 - Mike Frank 116
Mike Frank 99 - Mike Cole 89
So let me get this straight... Steve is undefeated, in first place, and couldn't be more bitter? And Mike Frank has a mediocre team that is 1-1 on the season? You gotta be shitting me!!!! C'mon...is this opposite day or something? No way anyone could have predicted that. Next you'll be telling me that Sean is bald or Mike Cole is making excuses for his terrible team.
As far as the football stuff goes, that seems like a lot of effort for me to analyze and type up. So what you should do, is go back to Yahoo and look at the box scores yourself and then you'll know what happened. Problem solved!!!
Thong 99 - Mazzle 83
Here's a fun fact: Bradley somehow managed to score almost exactly half of his point total from last week. That is hard to do. He's 1-1.
Here's another fun fact: Before Draft Weekend, for practice, Thong does mock drafts while parachuting out of an airplane. That way he's prepared for anything under pressure. He's 2-0.
Cheers,
The Commish
