Well folks, we've come to the end of another wacky fantasy football season. And this one, I gotta say, seemed even wackier than usual. Between the league scoring changes, the random assortment of player injuries/suspensions/scandals, the frequent last minute heroics, and the unlikely championship matchup, I rarely had any idea what the fuck was going on.
So as the season wraps up tonight and we crown a brand new champion (no spoilers!), let's hand out our annual awards...
Best Draft Picks: Mike Evans (Falafel, $1), Demarco Murray (Sean, $35)
Worst Draft Pick: Adrian Peterson (Maine, $54), Monte Balls (Steve, $43)
Best Team Name: Thongtastic
Worst Team Name (4-way tie): Colonel Choad, Haunted Fudge, How High 2 - Pgh RBs, Shit-Stained Falafel. This was an awful year for team names! They were all terrible! Terrible! Be better next season, people.
Most Bitter Owner (tie): Bradley and Maine and Steve (lots of bitterness this year!)
Least Bitter Owner: Robby, because he forgot that he's in this league
Best Waiver Wire Pickup: Odell Beckham, Jr. (Mike Cole, too little too late)
Worst Waiver Wire Pickup: Donte Moncrief (Commish)
Best Trade: Commish, by default
Worst Trade: Commish, by default
Waiver Wire Champ: Steve for the 42nd consecutive year
Waiver Wire Chump: Thong
Poster of the year: Gonna have to give the nod to Falafel this year, with his constant douchy rabble-rousing.
Reclaiming His Rightful Place In The League As Jean Shorts Champion: Thong-tha-thong-thong-thong!
Mr Irrelevant: Mike Cole
Peace Out,
- The Commish
