I've unexpectedly found myself with a pocket of free time here, so what the hell... let's do a recap from this past weekend and see what the heck is going on around the league...
Bratwursts 114 Tacos 87
For the record, If Bratwursts and Tacos were playing in real life, I think this would be the proper score there too. My team has another ho-hum win to leapfrog Steve-O and move into third place. Most of my players are not very good, but mine is somehow the only team to score over 100 points each week this year. I think everyone's inconsistency might balance each other out somehow. Or not. I feel like this is going to fall apart any minute now. .. Speaking of falling apart, Steve has predictably fallen off his early pace and is very lucky to be 5-3 in fourth position now. BTW, fourth position is reverse cowgirl, in case you were wondering. And fifth position is...
...Bacon! 125 Sausage 144
Another week, another high scoring loss. Maine is the anti-Steve. He's got the most points scored in the league, yet is only 4-4 and in fifth position (fifth position is actually anal, btw). He was let down by his kicker and defense this week, but still probably would have lost to the one and only Sausage King. No wonder Maine is "The League's Most Bitterest Man." Can't really blame the guy. .. On the flippity, Sean is in first place and - with Bell and Brady back - probably the best team in the league on paper. You should totally follow him on twitter! @seansramblings.
Falafel 139 Thong 118
We are witnessing a historic season in the making from one Richard Spady. The so-called "Thong" has yet to win a single game on the season and is getting crushed on both points scored and points against. This is futility the likes which this league has never seen! This past week, he put up a respectable score, but his buddy Travis showed him no mercy. And this coming week, it appears that 2/3 of his team is technically on Bye. When will the bleeding stop? When!?!
Cyanide 116 Salmon 93
Bradley wins his fourth game in a row because, I dunno, Jordan Matthews? It's unclear if his team is any good, but he's 6-2 anyhow. (Note: Other than Sean, it's unclear if any frickin team in this frickin league is any good.) .. Meanwhile, Mike Cole is mediocre, doing his thing on the waiver-wire, hoping for lightning to strike. Speaking of which, how has neither Steve nor Mike picked up Percy Harvin yet? This has got to happen any minute now, right?
Aces! Winnebago!
And then there's Robby... too lazy to update his team name from last year, yet still is 4-4 and put up a 137 spot on cousin Mike Frank. And here's what I know about Mike Frank...he's 3-5 on the season, he has had the most points scored against him in the league, and he started somebody named C.J. Fiedorowicz last week. Which I am not making up.
Soon to go missing again,
The Commish
