Howdy folks,
One more week of the regular season and as usual, almost
nothing is settled. Robby is gunning for
his first title and is sitting in first after a win over Fat Bradley. Is this finally his year? Thong is the best team in the league by far
and there’s no way he’s going to lose again.
Fat Bradley has lost two out of three but it still sitting pretty. Sean has won 2 in a row and his name is just
taunting us at this point. I’m still
scratching and clawing, but a loss to Travis puts me in a dangerous spot going
into the final week. Is Josh Gordon the
answer to all my problems? Probably
not! Maine is still Carlos Dangerous. Steve has lost two in a row and is hanging on
by a retarded elf’s pubic hair. Michael Evan Cole is still in this league. Travis should be ashamed of beating me in
Week 13 for no reason whatsoever. He’s
in 9th and deservedly so.
Mike Frank is Turrible!
Playoff Scenarios, assuming no ridiculous shenanigans with total
points or ties:
Robby – In, no worse than the #2 seed. Gets the #1 with a win or a Thong Loss.
Thong – In, no worse than the #2 seed. Gets the #1 with a
win and a Robby loss.
After the top 2, it gets dicey and complicated, so I’ll give
you the short version. There are 2 spots
left for 5 teams. Brad, Sean, and
myself are all 7-6 and separated by about 26 points in total. None of us play each other. If we all win, it comes down to points. If 2 out of 3 of us win, then those two are
in. If 1 out of 3 of us win, that person
is in and it leaves the door open for Maine or Steve to sneak in on total
points. Maine will likely get in with a
win in that scenario, given his total points.
Steve is a longer shot, but can still make it with an awesome week. If all 3 of us lose, then there will be 5
teams at 7-7 and it comes down to straight total points for the final 2 playoff
spots.
Mike Cole has secured a spot in the consolation bracket and
should be proud of his accomplishments this season.
For the Auction Bitch, Travis and Mike Frank appropriately play
each other this week in the Toilet Bowl.
The loser finishes last and is the official Chicken Bone 2018 Draft Auction Bitch.
Good luck everyone except Brad, Sean, Maine! Screw you guys!
Cheers,
The Commish
