Tebow For He15man 110.83 Karmasabitch 92.25 In the "Hole Bowl," Steve pulls out a big one. Thanks to his big studs - Cletus and PJ - he is now in a prime position to make the playoffs (and proving that you don't need no stinkin WRs to win in this league). Also, there is no truth to the rumor that Steve sleeps with a Tim Tebow blow-up doll. No truth whatsoever. ... On the flip side of the coin, this is the first and only season that Robby uses the word Karma inappropriately in his team name. Karma has taken offense.
Flop The Nvts 84.79 Mazzle 81.54
It's now time for the annual Mazzle Choke-athon!!! It's like the Toyota-thon, only with less trucks and more sobbing. This past week, all he had to do was beat a BrotherCole, who wanted nothing more than to lose. Unfortunately, neither got what they wanted, as LDT foiled them both. Tune in next week, when Brad tries to do the impossible - lose to Falafel.
Touchdown My Thong 75.65 Punters on Roids 69.51
A kangaroo is a marsupial from the family Macropodidae (macropods, meaning 'large foot'). In common use the term is used to describe the largest species from this family, the Red Kangaroo, the Antilopine Kangaroo, and the Eastern and Western Grey Kangaroo of the Macropus genus. The family also includes many smaller species which include the wallabies, tree-kangaroos, wallaroos, pademelons and the Quokka, some 63 living species in all.[1] Kangaroos are endemic to the continent of Australia, while the smaller macropods are found in Australia and New Guinea. Green Team!
The Barber 88.82 Fassel's Falafels 49.38
Not sure what to say about this one either. Falafel's struggles have been well documented. And MFrank, though flirting with respectability lately, is still 4-9. He's pretty good at racquetball, I suppose.
Plethora of Piñatas 92.06 Sir Loin 83.88
OK, so I lost a close one to the 2nd best team in the league. There's no shame in that.
Happy Hanukkah Everybody!!!
- The Commish
