Mazzle 104.69 Sir Chokesalot 55.74Bradford Mellamazien put on a show this week that ensures no one will forget his name again. Playing the "nobody believed in us" card, he put up a huge snow-aided total and has successfully made it back to lose in the Championship Game. His team had an amazing CG factor, and no team had a shot against him, let alone mine. ... Between snow, injuries, inexplicable ineffectiveness, and plain old bad managing, everything that could go wrong, did. In one week, I managed to get hit with all the bad luck I had avoided all season. It was like watching my pet doberman get eaten by Godzilla. Or something. Anyhow, it sucked, but it was somehow unsurprising. Sometimes the fantasy football gods just don't shine upon you, and I was due.
Flop The Nvts 68.56 Plethora of Piñatas 64.86In the most uninspiring playoff game of all time, M. Cole earned a 5-4 decision over M. Tamayo. This wasn't a hard one to predict (hi!), as Tamayo without Tom Brady is like women without breasts. Useless. This was lower scoring than Robby in college. So anyhow.... somehow, some way, BrotherCole makes it back to the finals, where he's not only proven how to win, but how to win ungraciously. Oh goody.
Porn on the Cobb 75.38 Karmasabitch 40.98In the Strobby Playoff spectacular, the latter half of Strobby was anything but. Meanwhile, the former half continues his annual quest for the Jean Shorts of Destiny.
Touchdown My Thong 64.47 Punters on Roids 29.41Oh, who the fuck cares?
Look forward later this week to Falafel's Championship Preview. Guaranteed to be wrong, or your money back.
Everyone can bite me,
- The Commish
