Chief of Staff 97.57 - I Sucked Ass 75.80
Beating little Bro for the 2nd time seals up yet another season at the top of the standings for your trusty Commish. I shall gloat now. Gloat, gloat, gloat. I'm going into the playoffs with the #1 seed again and I'll be looking for revenge against one of the only two teams to beat me this year. Also, I play Bradley this last week of the season, but I get to rest my players and he doesn't. So that might help if I end up playing him in back-to-back weeks. Or something... Meanwhile, BrotherCole locks up a #2 or #3 Playoff seed and the #1 Asshole seed.
Lords of Bacon 81.79 - As Bad as Robby 73.37
Maine keeps his playoff hopes alive by pulling away from Steve (who is now actually as bad as Robby and must change his team name again). Maine needs a win this week against BroCole and will definitely get it (take a look at the defenses he's going up against this week). So then he'll just have to hope that either Mazzle or the Forman Chokers lose, depending on outside forces to decide his playoff destiny. Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
Achy Shipmaster 99.00 - Forman's Chokers 90.39
I say he's a big bald choker, but really, how is Forman supposed to deal with Frickin Robby putting up 99 pizzoints against him? That sucks ass. Loser of 5 of 7, The Sausage King is suddenly in the position of needing a win against the occasionally formidable Falafel. Lose this week and his sausage will be in a sticky situation. ... Meanwhile, Strobby gets to battle it out for last place and a possibility of the consolation bracket and jean shorts glory.
Seek & Destroy 77.86 - Eliminated Thong 72.49
Bradley stays clutch and Thong gets eliminated from playoff contention in a low scoring affair. Also a low scoring affair - Bradley and Thong's ugly momma. Bradley's sitch this weekend is simple - win and he's in.
Chocolate Salty Balz 121.66 - Who Gives a Rat's Ass 52.74
If there was ever a game that was cruel to both the winner and the loser, this was it. Falafel wins the too little, too late award, while irrelevant MFrank gets big time crushed and might not even make the Consol Brack. Not good times.
Enjoy this weekend folks. 3 teams, 2 spots. Sure beats the BCS.
Later hos,
The Commish
