Hello der.
Time is of the essence, so let us jump in,
No time to dawdle, no time to sin.
Let's recap this bitch old school, one-matchup-by-one,
I'll even throw in some links just for fun.
Sergeant Shaft 97 Florida Taco Del Mar 91
I was due. D-O, due. (Though can't believe another one of you suckers put up 90+ on me.) For those not paying attention, Chris Johnson scored on a 35 yd TD with 1:40 to go in the game, 4th and 5, with his team up 20 points. It doesn't get any more garbage-y than that folks. About time that karma stopped rewarding Steve instead of me. ... To sum up, this result has restored Sanity to the league, while Steve has kept Fear alive. Time to march on Washington.
MFrank 96 Mazzle Tazzle 91
This result makes me uneasy. And a little queasy. How is Mike Frank scoring 96 points? And how is he 4-2? And how did he manage to pick up Ryan Torain when he's supposed to be the one not paying much attention around here? Are his kids finally old enough where he has time to waste on this crap? Is he now a force to be reckoned with? Will there be a Michael Frank uprising? Stay tuned...
Avatard 60 Lemon Party 59
Now we come to the junior varsity section of the recap. Just pathetic. How is this guy 5-1? And while we're at it, how is Thong 3-3? These two should be fighting it out for the toilet bowl or jean shorts or sequined jacket, not playoff position.
Sausage King 108 Falafel 93
If I wasn't getting the same treatment and he wasn't a total jackass, I'd probably feel bad for Travis, who deserves better than the standing's basement. But you all should show him some love. He's the only one getting raped harder than me in the Points Against column. .... Meanwhile, the Sausage King of Chicago may secretly have the 2nd best team in the league. .. Other Sausage King news - this weekend he's heading to South Florida to watch his beloved Steelers lose to the Dolphins. And more news - not only is Robby his date to the game, but they're also playing each other next week. So someone is going to be talking some serious shit at Sun Life stadium come Sunday. That is all.
Bacon Ass Ho 93 Foo Stache 66
This was the Smoke and Mirrors Bowl. Robby was doing it with them up until now, and Maine was doing it with them this week. .. Speaking of doing it with smoke and mirrors, how cool would that be? I want a fog machine for Hanukkah! Other stuff too...
Peace out,
- The Commish
