Week 5 Recap

You know those women in abusive relationships?  You know the ones.  They get beat up by their husbands, tell their friends they ran into a doorknob repeatedly, get beat up again, finally leave, go back to them, get beat up some more, go stay with their sister Jolene for a while, then move back in with the jerk anyhow, hoping that somehow this time would be different.  I understand these women.  It makes sense to me.  I get it.  I GET it.

This is a recapish list from someone who has been driven completely mad by sports.

- Maine's team is not to be trifled with.
- Robby has the best team. 
- I have the 4 1/2 best team.
- From Rotoworld: "Ryan Tannehill is on pace to be sacked 77 times this season, which would set an NFL record. David Carr was sacked 76 times while playing for the expansion Texans in 2002. Tannehill's offensive line is perhaps worse, highlighted by an inept tackle duo of Jonathan Martin and Tyson Clabo. When GM Jeff Ireland started lighting money on fire during free agency, he forgot to address the offensive line. It's stunting his franchise quarterback's growth"
- Mike Frank will finish 7 and 7.
- Brother Cole has the worst team.
- There are now new planned bowl games for Boca Raton, Montgomery, Albuquerque, The Bahamas, and Detroit.
- Only one of those bowl game cities is made up.  Guess which.
- Should we be worried about Steve making a run?  Nah, probably not.
- Repeating an above item, Brother Cole has the worst team.


In conclusion, this is the only sporting event I'm ever watching anymore:

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Insanely yours,
- The Commish