Well, things seem to be shaking out pretty quickly around here, with the current top 5 in the league all winning and the bottom 5 all losing. Thong's team is lucky, my team (aka Denver) is on bye this week, Robby's team is still really good, Maine's team is hanging around, MFrank's team will finish 7-7, Steve's team is jinxed but can still make a run, Falafel's team is worthless, Sean's team is worthless and unlucky, Brother Cole's team is worthless and unlucky and hurt, and Brad's team is simply pathetic.
So instead of recapping, let's take a peek at some records with a chance to fall this season:
Thong is making history in more ways than one:
- Longest winning streak, current AND all-time: Trophy Thong - 7
- Strength of Schedule - Easiest
- Weekly Average Trophy Thong 64.49
- Weekly Average, All Time Chief of Staff, Season 2008 69.89
And on the flip side, Sean is making a run at unluckiest bastard...
- Strength of Schedule - Hardest
- Weekly Average Ray Rice Sucks 96.43
- Weekly Average, All Time Despicable Falafel, Season 2010 98.63
Bradley is making an inglorious run as well. You can do it Brad! Just suck a little harder!
- Total Points - Least
- Season (Average) King Nothing 572.7 (71.58)
- Season (Average) League of Morons, Season 2008 66.91 (70.49)
In the obscure record category, Falafel is dominating from the kicker position, which tells me his worthless team is actually even more worthless than we thought. Also, he's on pace to break his own worthless record.
- Kicking Points - Most
- Season (Average) Falafelysium 91 (11.37)
- Season (Average), All Time Falafel 1st Seed, Season 2011 169 (10.56)
Falafel is, however, getting a shit-ton of receiving yards:
- Receiving Yards - Most
- Season (Average) Falafelysium 3188 (398.5)
- Season (Average), All Time Falafel 1st Seed, Season 2011 6097 (381.06)
Unsurprisingly, Peyton Manning...er...I mean my team...is on pace to shatter some offensive records.
- Touchdowns - Most
- Season (Average) General Gonad 58 (7.25)
- Season (Average), All Time Sergeant Shaft, Season 2010 105 (6.56)
- Passing Yards - Most
- Season (Average) General Gonad 2919 (364.87)
- Season (Average), All Time Captain Amerithong, Season 2011 5351 (334.43)
And finally, Sean can't do much, but he can kick field goals dammit.
- Field Goals - Most
- Season (Average) Ray Rice Sucks 20 (2.5)
- Season (Average), All Time Falafel 1st Seed, Season 2011 40 (2.5)
Happy Halloween, you teeny weenies!
- The Commish
