Playoff Picture

So the playoff picture is pretty cut and dried at this point.  Thong and I are ready to rumble again, and Robby (Robby!) has clinched a spot and is primed to make some serious noise. (I'm officially scared to play him.  I am, however, so hoping he has to pick between Brees and Rodgers to start and agonizes for days over who to pick and then picks the wrong one and loses and then regrets it for the rest of his life.)  The last playoff spot up for grabs is between Maine and MFrank.  Since we know Pretzel Boy will lose this week to finish at 7-7, if Maine wins, he's definitely in.  And even if he loses, he just can't completely suck.

The race for last place and the first ever Auction Bitch is still anybody's game.


Anyhow, here's a more official breakdown, courtesy of Brother Cole...

#1 seed:

If Rich wins then it's his. 

If he loses and Jason wins then Jason is #1 seed.

#2 seed:

If Rich wins and Jason wins, Jason is #2 (isn't he always #2?)

If Rich wins, Jason loses, and Robby wins then Robby is #2

If Rich loses, Jason wins, and Robby wins and Rich out scores Robby this week by 0.84 then Rich is #2

If Rich loses, Jason wins, and Robby wins and Rich does not out score Robby this week by 0.84 then Robby is #2

#3 seed:

If Rich wins and Jason wins then Robby is #3

If Rich wins, Jason loses, and Robby wins then Jason is #3

If Rich loses, Jason wins, and Robby wins and Rich out scores Robby this week by 0.84 then Robby is #2

If Rich loses, Jason wins, and Robby wins and Rich does not out score Robby this week by 0.84 then Rich is #3

#4 seed:

If Maine wins and MikeF loses then Maine is #4

If MikeF wins and Maine loses then MikeF is #4

If both Maine and MikeF win or lose then MikeF has to outscore Maine by 50.6 to be #4

Cheers,
The Commish