Without preamble, here are few news and notes and insane ramblings to recap the end of the regular season...
- Thong defends his Chicken Bone cup with a dominating regular season, finishing with the #1 seed going into the playoffs. Looking at his points against, it seems most of the league was scared to play him most weeks and wilted under the pressure of Thong's mighty ass cheeks. INTIMIDATION!!!
- My team makes the playoffs yet again, but it's still to be determined whether my annual soul-crushing loss comes this week or if it's in the championship game next week. Stay tuned!
- Congrats to Robby for an outstanding regular season! He is now truly royalty around here...
- And congrats to Maine for making his first Chicken Bone playoff appearance. It turns out that getting his daughters to draft for him this year whilst not trying to bid on 17 kickers has paid off handsomely. (Or at least baldly.)
- You gotta hand it to Mike Frank. He's nothing if not consistent. Take a look at his team's performance the last three years:
| Record | Place | |
| 2013 | 7-7 | 5 |
| 2012 | 7-7 | 5 |
| 2011 | 7-7 | 5 |
- As for the also-rans, the less said about Brother Cole's season, the better. Steve has already said too damn much about his team already. (Seriously, settle down Beavis.) Falafel was more interested in new pussy than fantasy football this year. And Brad's team was a disaster from the start.
- And finally, the illustrious title of Auction Bitch goes to Sean "Sausage King" Forman. Have fun bringing us beer and typing in all the winning bids next year! Bet your other 5 leagues don't have that!
Cheers,
The Commish
