Hey now! Halfway through the season, this league is tighter than a frogs twat! There is less distribution than the first season of Breaking Bad! These records are closer than...um...things that are really close. .. In other news, this is my seventh recap in a row, which has to be some sort of record. I'm running on fumes here people! Plus I'm still drunk from all those weekend Mole Day parties. So you might not be getting my best effort here... That being said, let's do this thing...
Steve 134 Commish 119
Well shit. I knew I didn't want to play Steve this week. Couldn't Arian Foster tear all his joints in the first quarter instead of the fourth? Irregardless, with his fantasy team rolling, the Gators having a surprisingly good season, and the Mets in the World Series, everything is coming up Steven. He is feelin good. Meanwhile, I'm going to go put in a waiver claim for Alfred Blue now...
Mike Cole Swallows Cum Then Europeans His Mouth 117 Bradley's Nightmare 98
A few random observations after an ugly Mike Cole win that I don't feel like writing about...
- Jimmy Graham has really been up and down this year.
- I'm tired of seeing C. Johnson in the box scores and having to take the extra 4 seconds to figure out which one it is.
- LeGarrette Blount might be the most frustrating guy in the league to own.
- Speaking of blunts, Delane Walker is being passed around the league like pot at Snoop's house. Need a Bye week TE fill in, he's your guy!
Thongs 140 Woodchippers 120
Once again, Thong decides to start all 10 players and once again he walks away with a victory. I think he might be onto something here. Also a big game from TY. Mike Frank slips to 4-3 and will no doubt finish 7-7...blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda... There's something to be said for consistency I suppose. Mike Frank is also a Mets fan. If they win the World Series, he is planning on having a 4-way with Steve, Daniel Murphy, and Mr. Met.
Bacon 107 Falafel 104
In the battle of 2-4 teams, Bacon comes out on top by giving Falafel cancer.
Robby! 170 Sausage Queen 85
In the total beat-down of the week, Robby doubles up Sean to take over sole possession of first place. Thanks to the Pats and the Dolphins, this one was over by about 2:30 on Sunday. Damn, lucky Robby... That almost makes up for The Terps, The Canes, and the Fins all firing their head coaches in the middle of the season. That is nuts. Damn, poor Robby...
Whew I'm Spent,
The Commish
